Tomorrow's my first day of poly!
Nyny, you better like the timetable i did for you.
It's hell colourful and it's been personally customised by rachel!
Okay and I'm finally posting up your joke, boy!
A little bird was flying south during the winter.
It was so cold that the bird froze and fell to the ground and into a large field.
While it was lying down there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it.
As the frozen bird layed there in the pile of dung, he began to realise how warm he felt.
The dung was actually thawing him out.
Hence, he layed there feeling all warm and happy and soon began singing for joy!
Now, a passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird lying underneath the pile of cow dung, and promptly ate the poor bird up.
The moral(s) of the story is:
1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3. And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
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